Questions and answers
Everything about the shirts, sizing, printing, and shipping.
What are the shirts made of?
Our core tee is a heavyweight Comfort Colors shirt (the 1717, for the spec-checkers), 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in feel and rich washed color. It's the tee people steal from their own drawer: substantial, not stiff, and it only gets better with wear.
How do the sizes run?
Relaxed, roomy unisex fit. Because it's garment-dyed for that soft, washed color, it runs about a half to a full size smaller than a standard tee. So if you're between sizes, or you want the classic oversized look, size up. Full measurements are on the size chart on every product page; check it before ordering, since lab coats may have distorted your sense of fit.
Is each shirt really made just for me?
Yes, and we're glad you asked. Every shirt is made just for you when you order, with the design printed straight onto the fabric. Nothing sits in a warehouse. It's better for waste, and it means we can offer designs too niche for a big brand to bother with. The tradeoff: it adds a few days before shipping (see below).
How long until it ships?
Each shirt is made in about 2 to 5 business days, then shipping time on top (usually 3 to 5 business days in the US). So most US orders arrive within about 1 to 2 weeks. You'll get tracking by email the moment it ships.
What's your return policy?
Because each shirt is made to order just for you, we don't accept returns for size or change of mind. So please check the size chart first. But if your item arrives defective, misprinted, or damaged, that's on us: email a photo within 30 days and we'll reprint or refund it, no fuss.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, to most countries. Shipping time and cost vary by destination and are shown at checkout.
Can I request a design?
Absolutely. We love a good inside joke. Message us on Etsy. If it makes us laugh, we might make it.
Size chart
| Size | Chest (width, laid flat) | Length (shoulder to hem) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Width is measured across the chest one inch below the armhole, laid flat. Relaxed unisex fit; because it's garment-dyed for that soft, washed color, it runs about half a size to a full size small, so size up if you're between sizes or want it oversized. Measurements vary slightly from batch to batch.